In recent weeks the media has had a field day with the waves
of nude photos of celebrities that were hacked through their iCloud accounts.
Names like Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kaley Cuoco and many others have
surfaced. Last night another set of photos were released to the public. In a
crazy turn of events the cast from Sesame Street are the latest victims.
We had a chance to catch up with an insider from Sesame
Street who chose to remain unidentified. “This is a tragic day for the Street.
We have to be setting examples for these kids, so when there are pictures of
frog penis, Snuffalapenis and Bert and Ernie doing things to each other that
can only be described as confusing, kids get the wrong idea of what we are
about.”
After seeing these pictures there are a lot of questions
that are being raised. After a long stint in rehab, Cookie Monster had some of
the most disturbing pictures. It looks like he is back on the cookie wagon.
What looked like a cookie bender, Mr. Monster was seen pleasuring himself with
cookie dough while canolis were being put in places that is only meant for the
evacuation of said cookie.
The most surprising pics came from Big Bird. At 9 foot 3
inches his height seemed to be the only thing big about him. Although the
pictures were done tasteful, he has to be a little embarrassed about what
America saw.
I am not one to start rumors, but it seems that these images
have already started a controversy that has over taken Twitter. Images of
Kermit the Frog show him Froggystyling with another woman. And no it was not
Miss Piggy, from the critically acclaimed Muppets cast. The woman in the
picture appears to be Miley Cyrus. I would not want to be the one that showed
Miss Piggy those pictures. Looks like Kermit will be bacon Piggy for
forgiveness.
The most confusing images came from lead person on Sesame
Street, Elmo. For once we thought the question of what sex Elmo was would be
answered. It looks like everyone was right. Elmo appears to have both male and
female genitalia. I guess that is why Elmo speaks in the third person, it doesn’t
know what it is.
Another shocking story from the picture leak is the off and
on relationship between Count Dracula and Oscar the Grouch. Oscar has always
professed his love for the show True Blood but it looks like we know why. The images
seem to be taken in Mr. Grouch’s trash can. One ball, two ball ah ah ah!
Sources tell us this is only the beginning of the hacked
picture leak. Our insider indicated that this has been going on for years. They
also went on to say that there are videos of Bert and Ernie tag teaming another
cast mate from Sesame Street. The unnamed cast mate is said to be in counseling
since the video in what he could only call the worst rape of all time.
Kids everywhere are in shock. We spoke to Little Mary at the
local playground. “Where do I find these pics? I have heard Kermit is hung like
a nine year old.”
We will keep you updated with any breaking news involving
this story.
